Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to page 100 of Zik the Gallant Defender of Zoz! I’ve been having a really fun time telling this story for you, and I hope it’s been an enjoyable read until now. This story is going to get frenetic from here on in, so strap yourselves in! Thanks for being with me on this journey so far!
The clonoid soldiers aren’t interested in talking, so the prisoners decide to feed them lunch – a knuckle sandwich! Knowing that this is the breakpoint, our scheming friend presses the attack with a rock to the face! Sure enough, the clonoid soldiers fall back on their default setting when attacked by surprise: kill everyone and let the clonoid drones sort out the mess!